-Homosexual
-50 years of age
-a right-wing conservative
-a fan of Britney (Brittany? Britanny? Brittanny?) Spears
-a wearer of wigs and hooded sweatshirts
-a manufacturer of tea bag staples
-a clarinet player
-a communist
-racist or sexist
-good at math
-realistic
-aware of important social issues
-concerned with appearances
-a typical, average 'girl' who's only obsessions are guys and the mall
-a Taurus
-a user of opium
-Heterosexual
-Misanthropic
-Philosophical
-Under 21 years of age
-as oblivious to social issues as is humanly possible
-a musician
-good at English and the arts
-a student of life
-a lover of yaks
-a frequent visitor to the local coffee shop
-a person who sunburns very easily
-creative
-eccentric
-sarcastic
-plastic (well, not really, but it rhymes... I was on a roll...)
-a diarist in Open Diary (go to http://www.opendiary.com and see if you can find me!)
-a lover of the word "Soliloquy"
-an Aquarium...err.. Aquarian
-a celebrator of Don Giovanni Day (commemorating Mozart's opera... or rather, the opera buffo where the horse is fed magic dust and sausages and wine come out it's posterior end... come on people, it's November 27th...)